Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, I see Tiger Woods picked out his newest piece from the Miss Faces of Meth 2010 lineup – The Superficial

I can’t go to a club unless my body is filled with 80% booze and yet Lindsay Lohan can go to one five nights in a row and only drink water? – Lainey Gossip

It’s sort of fitting that it looks like Hayden Panteraorwhatever’s breasts are raising two white flags (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The man-on-man Cha-Cha-Cha on Austria’s Dancing with the Stars was just like most of my one night stands: lacking rhythm, barely any touching, disappointing, but filled with rhinestones! – Towleroad

Now, Joseph Gordon-Levitt would make a hot Catwoman – Celebitchy

Dog eating a watermelon while dressed like a watermelon – TDW

I liked Bruno Mars a lot more when his name was El DeBarge – The Berry

Plushie gang bang? – Hollywood Tuna

Well, the dog is cute – Popoholic

Chord Overstreet’s got a touch of Aaron Carter body – Just Jared

PLEASE GOD NO – ICYDK

I love how Posh is completely ignoring that basket of deliciousness – Popsugar

Bitches are shooting hos over the sky high burrito prices! – Gawker

It’s a good thing that Kris Humphries is so tall. That way he won’t suffocate from the toxic make-up cloud that constantly blows off of Kim Kardashian’s face – Moe Jackson

Kate Walsh feels like a loser for not having kids – I’m Not Obsessed

Little Green Riding Hood (Sadly, this is not a post about the world’s first bong helmet) – Cityrag

There might be some Kat Von D camel toe here, but I got out before it was too late – Hollywood Rag

Tyler Christopher fired from General Hospital – SOW